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Skeet Slut

(n.) A young female who's quest in life involves being skeeted on by her male peers.
check out those skeet sluts down by the movie theater... they'e just waitin' to mob on my balls...
by Tha Funky DL February 23, 2009
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my super sweet sixteen

OMG i was like totally on My Super Sweet Sixteen and like my party only cost like $500,000 and no party is good unless it costs like at least a million.
by weirdgothchick April 15, 2007
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skeet shoot

launch a nut across a room onto a deserving face
My skeet shoot took the wench by suprise.
by birdman May 23, 2004
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South Philly Skeet Salad

when a girl sticks lettuce in her asshole and the man rams it all the way in with his jizzy ranch covered boner. She shits it out and they Lady and the Tramp the salad.
I ran to the store to pick up lettuce and ranch for my fiance and my South Philly Skeet Salad.
by vaginnles August 16, 2009
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sheep shitter

Johnny states there are many sheep shitter's on sunday.
by Christopher De Lillo October 16, 2008
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Skeet Scab

After ejaculation, a skeet scab is when semen dries up on the tip of the penis creating a plug at the urethra. This blockage while urinating is similar to when one puts their thumb over a garden hose while the water is on. If the urinator is careless about their skeet scab, he will be forced to decide which stream of pee will be best to aim in the toilet bowl because of its thickness in stream, while the other streams go everywhere but inside the toilet bowl.
Roommate 1: Dude, why is their piss all over the mirror and toilet paper?

Roommate 2: Oh, sorry bro.... After a long night of much ejaculation, I forgot to pick my skeet scab when I went pee this morning. It shot in several different directions all at once and I didn't know what to do!
by CAPIETAN August 21, 2012
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Sweet Stack

Term of endearment. Noun. Comes from renowned short stack of pancakes. “Sweet” is endearing, alliteration is endearing and pancakes are endearing, fluffy, delicious and associated with good times. Use for someone who’s endearing, fluffy, delicious and/ or associated with good times.
Friend: you seem to be in a better place now than before. What’s been going on?
Me: it’s become my nightly routine to canoodle with any neighborhood stray cat that’ll allow me. It’s been really uplifting. Real sweet stacks, they are!
by mamipastrami May 30, 2018
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