Shave Pussy

Pronounced: shave•puh•see

(Verb): The act of shaving or trimming a cat’s facial fur, typically the whiskers or the fur as a form of grooming or aesthetic modification. While whiskers are important for a cat's sensory perception, this term refers to an unconventional and often controversial grooming practice where the cat's natural facial fur is altered for personal or cosmetic reasons.

The term “shave pussy” is meant to describe the process in a playful, lighthearted way, but should be used with caution, as removing or trimming whiskers can impact a cat’s ability to navigate its environment.
1. "I was experimenting with some new cat grooming techniques today. Gave Tinkerbell a little shave pussy—just a tiny trim around her cheeks. She looks so much neater now!"

2. "I wouldn’t recommend it, but my friend went overboard and did a full shave pussy on his cat. It was honestly kind of bizarre, but the cat didn't seem to mind."

3. "Be careful with the shave pussy, you don’t want to mess with their whiskers too much! It’s risky, but some owners like to try it for a cleaner look."

Note: Always be cautious with pet grooming cats rely heavily on their whiskers for spatial awareness and balance, so altering them can potentially confuse or disorient the animal.
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Gummy shave

Once a gummy bear or similar candy has been bitten and dropped on the floor it is liable to pick up dust and other foreign objects on the sticky area where it has been bitten. Gummy shave is the process of eating as much of the remaining gummy candy without eating the affected area.
"Damn, I dropped my gummy bear and now it's covered in icky stuff. Guess I'll have to gummy shave."
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Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.
I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.
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Revenge shaving

A revenge shave - when your other half shaves their beard/moustache (which you love) when you have upset/had an argument with them as a form of revenge.
How could you shave off your beard! Stop revenge shaving!”

“It’s not fair that you’ve revenged shaved”
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Stress Shavings

The eraser shavings that cover your desk after you write a test. Caused by erasing half of your work half way throgh out of stress.
Someone must of just wrote a test in here, this desk is coverd in stress shavings.
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Shaving Propaganda

When retard women think that not shaving is powerful and defeating the patriarchy
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