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Schrodinger's Brownie

A brownie that could have weed in it but you are not 100% sure.
My Uncle gave me what he called "Schrodinger's Brownie".
by Wizerd1889 September 11, 2021
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Schrodinger's slur

Schrodinger's slur is simultaneously an offensive term for someone of a certain ethnicity, and at the same time a fun nickname when used by friends.
Karen: You damned dirty SPICS.
Juan: How dare you!!

Julio: What's up you dirty spic?!
Juan: Not much bro what's up?
Michael: What just happened?
Juan: Schrodinger's slur.
by FreeCuba September 16, 2021
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Schrödinger's Wuss

People who make triggering posts online but made it vague enough that people wouldn't be able to tell if it was sarcastic or not. A schrödinger's wuss will retract his/her statements if the post backfires on them. They can usually be found in facebook groups and forums discussing video games.
That schrödinger's wuss just claimed that his post was sarcastic and was made to show how easily offended the people of the community are. What a joke!
by Dangodingo September 20, 2021
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Schrödingers Knowledge

The theory that you know everything until you ask a question.

Someone with Schrödingers Knowledge would never have asked any questions and has the brain of a rock
Person 1 “jimmy is really weird, he never does anything or says anything.”
Person 2 “That’s because Jimmy has Schrödingers knowledge. He knows everything there is to know until he asks a question.”
by Closet Gayng October 21, 2021
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Schrödinger Self-Worth

When your self-esteem exists in a quantum state of uncertainty until determined by the number on the scale.
by Inevshsjsjshx November 2, 2021
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Schrodinger's Virgin

Someone who participated in intercourse but never orgasmed at any point in their life.
"Hey dude, I heard you lost your virginity to that babe across the street!"
"Sorry dude, I'm only Schrodinger's virgin. Her grandma walked in on us."
by MajesticSammie November 11, 2021
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Shrodinger's lesbian

A lesbian that tries to kiss a girl that they like and if they're not into it they say" it's a prank"
The behavior of a Shrodinger's lesbian:

Lesbian *trying to kiss her friend*
Friend *backs up*
Lesbian "it's a prank bro"
by UwUrban.abrUwU November 22, 2021
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