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Screaming Unicorn 

When you and your significant other are in the 69 position, whilst you are on the bottom position licking her out, she takes a solid dump on your forehead
"Charmaine took a solid dump on my head while I was tounge punching her meat curtains, as I let out a yelp I realised I look like a Screaming Unicorn"

Screaming Starfish 

The act of surprising a peer by pulling ones butt cheeks apart to reveal an ever so slightly agape asshole, resembling a screaming starfish
Matt screaming starfished me as I woke up , I don't think I stopped quivering that whole day
Screaming Starfish by Andy276 April 28, 2017

Screenie 

Example 1) "Hey Grayson send me the screenies after you text your girl Stephanie"

Example 2) Person A "Homie, you said we we meeting at 8"
Person B "No I didn't"
Person A "Yes you did, I have a screenie"
"Person B "Gosh darnit"
Screenie by Mrs Saturday August 27, 2018

screaming football 

A big screaming virgin shows their Viginity by loving football and evolving their life around football
Oh he’s a propper screaming footballer
screaming football by .. July 7, 2019

Screaming eagle 

While you have sex with a girl, you attach a bungie cord to the roof above the bed and strap your self in, jump off a mini ledge, as you bouncy penetrate ur girl you flap your arms while screaming like an eagle.
Majestically.
Friend 1: yo u OK bro?
Friend 2: ye just landed too hard on my girl last night doing the screaming eagle.
Screaming eagle by Weghe December 19, 2019

Screaming Eagle 

Woman in doggy style position, man has woman by both wrists in each hand holding her head off the pillow, then you stick you dick I the wrong hole.
Did you see Carmen last night, I heard Derrick gave her the screaming eagle.
Screaming Eagle by J.Marston June 16, 2021