Sanchez

A man above the legal age of consent who sleeps with (and likely impregnates) an under-aged female.

See: Sancho

That bastard Sanchez knocked up my daughter!

She was only 16, sorry dude, but youre Sanchez.

by Chopsky147 May 7, 2009

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Dirty Sanchez

When you have anal sex with someone and shit gets on your dick as usual, but after that, you smear the shit on their lip, producing a moustache.

I gave Mike a Dirty Sanchez last night.

by Cummy worm August 18, 2010

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Newfie Sanchez

A Newfie Sanchez is similar to a dirty sanchez, except that instead of giving the moustache to the woman, you fuck up and give yourself the moustache.

Stupid bastard, he was all proud of giving her a dirty sanchez, but the shit was actually on his face. He gave himself a Newfie Sanchez.

by Dirty, Dirty Bob April 28, 2006

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Devout Sanchez

After exclusively performing oral sex on a chick for several months, you convert your religion in hopes of attaining divinity (vaginal penetration). You may or may not try to justify this as love.

I can't believe Brian passed up giving Airaka a Dirty Sanchez to give her a Devout Sanchez instead. What a snatch.

by Nicholas Artukovich October 30, 2006

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the act of dipping one's finger/penis into a container of the most obnoxious glitter they could find, and applying it to the upper lip of a sexual partner, while they are still asleep. then leaving.

most commonly used by transsexuals/ mistresses to prove who the "bitch" is, and also let infidelities be known.

Susan: I think Chad is cheating on me.

Kathy: Why would you think that?

Susan: He came home with a glitter sanchez last night.

Kathy: Oh No He Didn't!!!!

by lady gu gu February 18, 2010