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SAM

Self Appointed Manager. Someone at work in an entry level position but assumes they're management because they lick the bosses ass all day. They will also experience an elevated sense of superiority and invincibility.
Why does SAM micro manage our jobs on messenger? No wonder she's got no respect or friends.
by Eadc88 April 15, 2017
mugGet the SAMmug.

Sam

A name given to those in the male gender. They tend to be liberal, not know what liberal means, argue even though they know they are going to lose, but they can also be nice.
Sam: "Let's go build houses in El Salvador!"
Fred: "Why? They can build their own houses. Why not spend the money you would use to fly there to pay them so you are not stealing jobs and ruining their economy."
Sam: "That's not how it's works! Gosh you don't understand!!!!"
Sam's Parents: "Well it's our fault for rasining him as a liberal."
by The Unspoken Truth June 5, 2017
mugGet the Sammug.

Sam

Sam means the name of one person who is:

Super

At

Masterbation

But Can't Masterbate because there is nothing that he/She has to Masterbate with.
by SomeKidThatKnowsShit2 June 18, 2017
mugGet the Sammug.

Sam

A really gay guy who still dates 4 girls per day
He has a fetish for outlets and trucks, as well as yeezys and, therefore, very expensive condoms
Oh your Sam stay away I don’t want to go to bed with you
You have mental issues? You must be Sam.
by Outlet Advocate November 13, 2018
mugGet the Sammug.

Sam

My mate Sam is a cunt
by -God420 December 6, 2019
mugGet the Sammug.

Sam

The female equivalent to a Kyle.

If your name is Samantha, but you go by Sam, chances are you are a Kyle.
That Sam chick is such a Kyle ! She acts like she's all that and treats her bf's like crap but still thinks she's a good person.
mugGet the Sammug.

Sam

He comes off as a rapist, but he is a very nice person.
"Sam has a 4 inch penis."
by DaddyIsaiah November 2, 2017
mugGet the Sammug.

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