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PING ROACH 

Ping roach is that person that's always hanging around game rooms, some oven live there, that bring nothing but their dirty asses and STDs with them.

True to roach form they come in droves. It starts with one then when that one is accepted for being socially equal to a cockroach and its not seeming so pathetic. The rest of the pinging community slowly begins to turn into a giant filthy bunch of roaches that mostly rely on the women to prostitute themselves to support their drug and ping habit. They'll pool their money together so every three days they can get an hourly for an hour and take turns in the shower until it's time.
Say man I was at the game room and there was this little blonde with big tits wearing a dress with her face all picked to shit but God damn I wanted to fuck.

Man your trying that's megan the ping roach. You wanna fuck her get in line with the other 30 roaches she resides with and hope you get your turn before the hour is up.
PING ROACH by Scrilla Don't Lie October 16, 2019
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Stalk roach

A person who is the lowest form of a.gang

The thestalker
The guy who stalked me was so sleazy that I called him a stalk roach.

Diet roach 

A person who never wants to finish the blunt and when they do they keep it to create another blunt later

“Jack is such a diet roach”
Maya is a diet roach she loves saving them and reusing them
Diet roach by Feliciaglams July 21, 2020

Dumb roach 

A phrase created by two baddies named jakalyn and kaydie the phrase specifically means an stupid idiot that is ugly asf or it can be used towards your best mfckin friend

Dumb roach 

a phrase created by two baddies jakalyn and kaydie specifically meaning an stupid idiot that is ugly asf or it can be used towards your best mfckin friend

Justin Roach 

A guy with a very big dick (10-12 inches)
Yo, is that Justin Roach with the big cock.
TRUE
Justin Roach by Mark Dale Jr January 1, 2021

lovely roach hands 

a cult of which sacrifices those amongst them if one were to go against the requirement of sending a hand picture before entrance, resulting in a large explosion caused by combustable lemons. many people have fallen victim, called none other than hostages.
"the lovely roach hands are lowkey terrifying, i heard they've taken people to their basement and none of them have been seen since."
lovely roach hands by whereisuno January 30, 2021