Recessionista

A person who is able to remain stylish during times of economic hardship. A recessionista can shop on a limited budget and still manage to be up to date on the most current fashions. A recessionista does not let a bad economy, inflation, or a strong recession damage his or her wardrobe and opts to search for sales and shop at thrifty discount stores instead.

"Damn, she lookin' fine...how can she afford all that since losin' her job?"

"She a big time recessionista man"

by Da Juiceman February 12, 2009

Jacob Rees-Mogg

A UK politician who wears a top-hat and idolises Victorian England. He enjoys various pastimes such as getting rid of his human excrement by having his servants throw it from his tower upon the heads of the peasants, rallying to abolish the right to water for anyone without an income above £1m per annum, and hunting the homeless for sport.

"Jacob Rees-Mogg! Clean up after yourself, my boy! You've left dismembered homeless people on the marble floors again!".

by Scrzabble October 18, 2020

Reeshab

A Bangladesh idiot that has anger management problems and takes to Instagram to rant about his problems instead of facing them. He supports a shot club called Real Madrid

Reeshab is mega faggot

by Yeet is October 31, 2019

Main Reeses Cup

When you take a reeses cup and melt it and put it in a girls butthole and then eat it

Main Reeses Cup

by koolkev116 January 19, 2009

reese peanut butter cup

When someone smears peanut-butter on someone's butt crack, preform anal sex and then have the other person suck there penis.

wow some chick totally reese peanut butter cuped me yesterday!!!

by Alec :) October 14, 2008

Reese's puffs

Sudden inflammation of both the labia majora and minor. Commonly seen after using more than three fingers.

In hopes of spicing up the fingering session, Tommy stuck a fourth finger in Susan's vagina. Susan felt a weird sensation and knew she had Reese's puffs.

by Stiff socks August 4, 2017

Halloween Recession

It it what happens a few days after Halloween. After all the good candy is gone. You have gone from eating Snickers and Kit Kats to Smarties and Jolly Ranchers. When this happens..you have a Halloween Recession on your hands.

The Halloween Recession has hit at our house. We are down to the hard candies and dums dums.

by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife November 10, 2010