Ranch Hand

When you use ranch dressing as a personal lubricant for masturbation.

"I left out the Hidden Valley after I was finished eating my hot wings, so I could give myself the old ranch hand."

by DeAnn Guthrie March 21, 2023

King Ranch Daddy

When you drive a Ford king ranch truck and have a huge dick/ bde/ ultimate alpha.

King ranch daddy is a conservative and everyone feeds off of his energy.

by King ranch daddy 1 February 22, 2023

Ranch

Listen i know your bored of school and your probably in it rn. so here is all my definitions of RANCH
Man made ranch: Basically cum but worded different
Ranch: A sauce for carrots if ur bored

Man made ranch is cum but worded so different its not sexual
Ranch is a sauce so whatever u do with it like spreading it on your dick / pussy go ahead i wont stop ya

by Furriessuckcockforfunantifurry December 20, 2023

Dab of ranch

When at a social party (where drinking is present) an unattended drink is ejaculated in. When the owner of said “drink” returns, the cummer watches from a distance as the victim drinks from the glass.

MAYNE I WAS TANYAS AND SAW DAVID GIVE CHARLIE A DAB OF RANCH.

by BangLocalCheeseburgers January 9, 2024

slug on ranch

A dumbass who just shouts random shit in video games with his dumbass friends. Can also mean a complete goofy ahh need mor bullets mofo

Man, that n*gga is a slug on ranch.

by DrKize January 31, 2024

ranch kid

Someone who eats ranch with literally anything and everything. Typically eats pizza by folding it and then dipping it into a giant cup of ranch.

The ranch kid couldn't eat his pizza with 3 cups of ranch.

by Ranch Kid December 18, 2022

Ranch Style

A set of sex positions including Cowgirl and Reverse Cowgirl, as well as the male versions of these like Cowboy and Reverse Cowboy. Gender-neutral.

That hot enby rode me Ranch style all night

by realjayjem April 23, 2023