Pork and Beans

A term to describe a Happy Shopper, or Betty Both. One who bowls from both the Pavillion and the members' end. Half rice, Half Chips.

'Birthdays:David Bowie, formerly Pork and Beans, now just beans, singer, 56 today' ('The Times' Jan 8th, 2003)

by Garthy September 19, 2006

Pulled pork

The act a women pulling of a guys dick with her mouth

He got pulled porked

by Smokey 363637 April 24, 2016

Pork Fuck

A person who is generally a dickhead, but a more extreme insult.
Especially effective if they're fat.

Duuuuuude, Jake Gylenhall is SUCH a pork fuck!

by T-Phalange April 12, 2011

Pork Cup

Stimulating your ballsac with suction acupunctural therapy

Jack got blue balled too hard, so he had to get a pork cup to relieve himself

by Cr67 September 19, 2017

pork trough

the act of 2 fat bitches (women resembling swamp donkeys) 69ing the hell out of each other.

guy1: jim got in the middle of a particualy nasty pork trough last night.

guy2: r.i.p. jim...

by ihatefatbitches January 25, 2011

pork mood

When youre in a horrible mood and hating on everything around you.

When muj ate pork on his birthday, he immediately went into pork mood and hated on everything esp. his flatmate

by Mental7272 February 26, 2015

poking the pork

verb: to sleep with a fat chick

"I'm so tired, and I don't have my work done for today," John whined. "Well, you shouldn't have been poking the pork all night!" Emily replied.

by Xool314 May 17, 2011