Pencil

A man’s dick being thrown across a room

“Yo have you seen Ryan?”

“Ahhhhhhhhh!” His pencil has been thrown

by Samson 🤒🤒 June 25, 2024

pencil trawl

The one kid who always has an unlimited supply of pencils but wont share, only laugh maniacally when you ask and he denies.

I bet Bernie Sanders was a pencil trawl back in the day.

by egag and yesak August 14, 2016

pencil plants

it is plants that are made by pencils

i have seen three pencil plants

by anonymous May 30, 2022

Retiring A Pencil

The act of no longer using a pencil that was in your backpack as a way to remember an event that happened during class. If something memorable happens, you take the pencil out of your backpack and leave it to never be used again to keep the memory.

After Fred saw three kids get sent to the office, he then was retiring a pencil that was in his backpack.

by WeUsedToPlayHouse April 14, 2023

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

Gadget Pencil

A type of mechanical pencil used to give people flu shots. Should be avoided at all costs and is deadly to those that become in contact with it.

It's not a toy.

Guy 1: "OMG he has a gadget pencil"
Guy 2: "AHHH Run, he could give you a flu shot"
Guy 3: "Crap"

by MrQuicksand July 7, 2021

glaswegian pencil sharpener

An act of sexual mutilation where a woman place a razor blade between her breasts prior to a titty-fucking.

"Are you still looking into getting circumcised?"

"No need. A girl surprised me with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last week!"

by Quinterious December 12, 2020