Penar explosion chamber

Larry possesses this device; it's a round, relatively small device that is fast to deploy – great for ambushes. What this device does is known: it explodes your penar (or it feels like it – from what people say), but the material after the explosion is nowhere to be found. Some say that the explosion is so strong it just converts to base elements and blends in with the walls. But Larry knows.

I met Larry yesterday.

He had his usual getup and the penar explosion chamber in hands.

I knew it was time, it was my turn.

by Larry the cat with crab November 20, 2025

Penal rape

When you are bored in math class, so you decide to shove your pencil up your bro's anal hole.

I Penal rape leo during math class

by KungErik January 13, 2026

DOUCHE PENALTY

PUNISHMENT RECEIVED WHEN ONE OF TWO PARTIES ASK FOR HELP IN ACCOMPLISHING A TASK, THAT BENIFITS BOTH PARTIES, BUT GETS DENIED. THE PARTY ASKING FOR HELP THEN CALLS DOUCHE PENALTY ON THE DENYING PARTY WHICH RESULTS IN THE FIRST PARTY NOT PERFORMING THE TASK FOR 20 MINUTES HOLDING THE SECOND PARTY TIME UP AT WORK.

PARTY ONE: HEY CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THIS SO WE BOTH CAN GET OUT OF HERE?
PARTY TWO: NO JUST GET IT BACK HERE TO SHIP ALREADY!
PARTY ONE: DOUCHE PENALTY! I'LL WAIT SO YOU HAVE TO STAY LATE AND WHILE YOUR WORKING ON YOUR END I'LL BE HEADING HOME. ASS BAG!!

by SHADOW BANDIT June 16, 2010

grande penalitis

When a man’s dick becomes swollen due to excessive masturbation or on men who receive frequent hand jobs from a male partner with callused hands.

My homosexual neighbor is a nympho and often suffers from grande penalitis because he is typically attracted to construction workers.

by stang man33 September 9, 2010

Irish penalty box

The act of sitting or pissing in a hockey penalty box

God damn man, this is an Irish penalty box

by texdab June 1, 2015

justin penalva

an awkward guy who ruins conversations. Nobody wants to be around a justin penalva becausw of his tiny penis. Justin Penalva also tends to have dirty balls.

"Come on dude, you're such a Justin Penalva"

by inateyou February 28, 2016

burrito penance

The grueling, and often painful, bathroom experience that may occur as a direct result of eating burritos.

"Saturday night burritos? You'll be doing Sunday morning burrito penance!"

by Deome October 6, 2016