Pencil

A thing that always gets used

CaN i BoRrOw uR pEnCiL???????????????????????

by Canadian Keyboard October 23, 2019

Pencil

A long shaft good for sticking in your ass. (Irish Slang)

I like sticking pencils in me ass.

by Pencil Expert September 23, 2022

pencil

the medieval way to input language. the sharp side is used for input while the, a little softer often pink side is the backspace. the pencil has a usage amount of about one thousand letters before it has to be recharged

"hey can you borrow me a pencil"
"a what??"

by saxen_bbq January 10, 2019

pencil

a object used to plug the butthole

i used a pencil to stop the flow of diarrhea

by big dic mommy September 08, 2021

Pencil

A very long piece of wood that is mostly used for writing,sometimes it ends up in the wrong hands of a person. Has to be at least 7 inches long to be classified a pencil, if shorter then it is classified as a short or dwarf piece of wood. HAVE FUN KIDS WITH THIS KNOWLEDGE

He bro can I borrow a pencil?

Put that pencil up me please ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

by Master of the masters October 08, 2018

Pencil

A man’s dick being thrown across a room

“Yo have you seen Ryan?”

“Ahhhhhhhhh!” His pencil has been thrown

by Samson 🤒🤒 June 25, 2024

Pencil

The asian counterpart to an 'inside out oreo'. Asian on the outside, black on the inside- hence pencil.

Extremely White Person- "Yo I'm an insideout oreo !"
Super Asian Person- "Ite, Imma pencil."
Extremely White Person- "Whaaaaaaa"

by ilovemyasianfriendm! June 08, 2011