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company time

Span of time when you are supposed to be at your job and get your work done, but actually used to do several other activities non-work related.
Can you believe I'm paid 50 bucks an hour to post shit in the Urban Dictionary during company time?
by Lord Cthulhu September 12, 2003
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time wasting

the thing your dong right now looking at this
by bogger1999 December 12, 2013
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in due time

Things will get better in due time.

another time when the time is right
by 2flashy12 March 19, 2016
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fap-time

A special time (scheduled or non-scheduled) in a person's day/week where they celebrate by pleasuring themselves, normally in front of a PC.
1. I can't believe Stacy Henry just kissed and pushed-up against me! When I get home, it's FAP-TIME!

2. I need to hurry up with my research, Mike is coming home soon, and saving all of this info is seriously cutting-in on my fap-time.

3. Janice, when you're done with your fap-time, could you wipe off the chair in the computer room? The last fap-time you had made the chair look like a bird-bath.
by pixelsword May 30, 2008
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punk time

refers to the tendency of punk shows (especially house shows) to start well after their advertised start time
I showed up to that hardcore show at eight like it said on the flyer, but the first band didn't start until eleven. fucking punk time.
by mecki messer November 21, 2010
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porcelain time

The time spent in a restroom using the toilet.
"Where's Bob?"

"He's been in the bathroom for the last twenty minutes."

"Whoa, that's a lot of porcelain time!"
by josjr December 28, 2009
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Dude Time

An awesome cologne used by dudes to attract other dudes to hang out with them, thus 'dude time'. This time is an experience of dude bonding where the dudes can get closer and build life long friendships. This cologne specifically attracts dude unicorns and is most likely used by blue jays, commonly named Mordecai.
Oh no. Tell me you did NOT use DUDE TIME to attract the ladies.
by ohyaadudetimeya January 25, 2011
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