A laptop computer that has no general use, due to a broken wireless card, gaming card, etc..., and the only feature still in use...is the calculator.
by Mto93 November 01, 2007
A term used to describe a party or activity where guests are encouraged to arrive under the influence of LSD. A tab of LSD will often cost around ten dollars, hence the name.
When it is a requirement, security will sometimes check guests' tongues before allowing them in and charge a cover if they do not see a tab.
When it is a requirement, security will sometimes check guests' tongues before allowing them in and charge a cover if they do not see a tab.
Guest: "Yo, man, whats the details for Saturday?"
Host: "BYOB, girls get free drinks, BP, no cover, ten dollar admission, starts at 8"
Host: "BYOB, girls get free drinks, BP, no cover, ten dollar admission, starts at 8"
by davidblue November 11, 2013
A Big Ten funk is when an Illini loses touch with his trademark contributions for a minimum of two games.
With the exception of guard Deron Williams, all of the Illini's starters and their sixth man have experienced a Big Ten funk this season.
by Mr. T March 06, 2004
A massive shit. So ferocious that even god himself is scared of pushing one of these out his cheeks.
by Overell1338 September 12, 2008
The amount of time a DVD supplied by a through-the-post rental service has to prove itself watchable. A way of dealing with the inevitable question; "Who the hell picked that!?" when some discs arrive. A damage limitation excercise. Life is too short for bad movies.
Shyamalan's The Happening dropped through the door in the morning so we thought what the hell. We used the ten minute rule. It didn't make it.
by Hierophant September 06, 2009
1. Thou shalt not date friends of friends
2. Thou shalt not ask someone out over the internet, unless it is absolutely necessary
3. Thou shalt not break up with thy partner over the phone or internet, in any case.
4. Thou shalt not make plans for the future, unless thou plans to fulfill them
5. Thou shalt not send mixed messages and signals
6. Thou shalt not cheat on thy partner.
7. Thou shall reject activities involving a name as an adjective
8. Thou shalt not use fecal matter in romantic ways
9. Thou shall be a dick for up to 6 hours after a break up. after this time, thou shalt not hold grudges.
10. Thou shall change the lingus, if thou is unsatisfied
2. Thou shalt not ask someone out over the internet, unless it is absolutely necessary
3. Thou shalt not break up with thy partner over the phone or internet, in any case.
4. Thou shalt not make plans for the future, unless thou plans to fulfill them
5. Thou shalt not send mixed messages and signals
6. Thou shalt not cheat on thy partner.
7. Thou shall reject activities involving a name as an adjective
8. Thou shalt not use fecal matter in romantic ways
9. Thou shall be a dick for up to 6 hours after a break up. after this time, thou shalt not hold grudges.
10. Thou shall change the lingus, if thou is unsatisfied
Translation of the Ten Commandments of Dating
1. dont date your friend's friends. it gets awkward
2. its pretty tactless and impersonal
3. Really? a break up shouldnt be sprung on someone in an indirect way
4. Dont give false hope, it's unappreciated
5. Mislead people become confused people. confused people become ANGRY people.
6. infidelity is a dick move
7. (ie. cleveland steamer) DONT DO IT
8. poo and intimacy. its just wrong. back off fecalphiliacs.
9. get all the emotions out, move on. no holds barred.
10. Anna, Donna, Connor. the three lingus friends. figure it out, choose one.
1. dont date your friend's friends. it gets awkward
2. its pretty tactless and impersonal
3. Really? a break up shouldnt be sprung on someone in an indirect way
4. Dont give false hope, it's unappreciated
5. Mislead people become confused people. confused people become ANGRY people.
6. infidelity is a dick move
7. (ie. cleveland steamer) DONT DO IT
8. poo and intimacy. its just wrong. back off fecalphiliacs.
9. get all the emotions out, move on. no holds barred.
10. Anna, Donna, Connor. the three lingus friends. figure it out, choose one.
by Greengiant 894 April 30, 2010
Any kind of substance that is transmitted from one person to another while dancing with a partner of the opposite sex.
by breauxmart 69 July 20, 2004