Venezuelan Oil Check

The act of shoving your finger into someone's asshole and checking how far up your finger the shit marks go, similar to a dip-stick in a car.

Yeah, after I gave Georgine a Venezuelan Oil Check I knew what she had eaten for the last week.

by dbuts December 19, 2016

baby oil baptism

Verb. The action of applying baby oil, or similar lubricant, to ones penis, and subsequently slapping said penis against a mates forehead.

Call me a priest because I gave that chick a baby oil baptism.

by Emperor.T.Rump April 19, 2017

Jamie Olive Oil

Nuclear Bomb. Enough Said.

August 6, 1945, Jamie Olive Oil was dropped in Hiroshima.

by Not Mitchell O'Beef July 13, 2019

Tea Tree Oil

Amazing oil with many uses.

-Use on piercings, to reduce swelling
-Use with warm water for all-purpose non-toxic disinfectant cleaner
-Used as massage oil

Smells like crap

Person 1: Damnit, my cartilage piercing has a bubble on it.
Person 2: Put some TTO(Tea Tree Oil) on it. It smells like shit, but it works.

by poopy12312344 May 14, 2010

Cuban Oil Drill

The sexual act where a man defecates in a toilet, forces a woman's head into the toilet, then proceeds to flush it while having anal sex with the woman.

Bruce: Damn, Sally was being a total cunt last night.
Borris: Shit man, so what did you do?
Bruce: I totally Cuban Oil Drilled her
Borris: NICE!!! She totally had it coming!
Bruce: Yeah, but then she puked all over me so I did it again.

by Oil_Driller April 25, 2009

Alabama Oil Pump

A move performed during sex that has the woman on bottom, with her ass pointing up (achieved thru laying on her shoulders on the floor, with her back against the couch for support). The man positions himself so that he can aim his wang downward and entering her, either in the ass or the vagina. The thrusting motion looks like a oil derick pumping for oil.

Seeing the oil fields as we traveled cross country reminded me to give her the Alabama Oil Pump when we stopped.

by Gordy17 July 8, 2005

Amish oil change

Amish oil change: when a woman performs Fellatio on a horse and spits the cum out.

that bitch gave the horse an Amish oil change, nearly choked before she could spit its baby batter out.

by sgtinf December 26, 2011