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What my grandmother told me every time I complained about something that was unfair.
If life was fair there would only be one bra size.
by awmm February 23, 2021
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big fat gargantuan gallon sized mommy milkers

honestly, I don't even know what to type here. ill probably just put something from meet the engineer, but I give up on trying to understand this god-forsaken universe. so in conclusion, if you hear some weeb say this, the answer is to use a gun, and if that don't work... use the gun on yourself.
oh man, that killer vampire woman sure does have some big fat gargantuan gallon sized mommy milkers, i wanna shit on her chest.
by potato-lord-69420 April 15, 2021
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meaning that regardless if you have a small or large penis, as long as you give the girl pleasure, then you have absolutely nothing to worry about
girl: how big is your cock?
guy: 6 inches
girl: ok, i'll go with that
guy: you need to understand that it ain't all about the size of the boat, it's about the motion in the ocean
girl: yeah, yeah whatever.
by choppaz-n-ninez January 12, 2008
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the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting.
the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting.
by Luting September 4, 2022
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size Queen

A woman who only fucks well hung guys. Often will tell you the size of cocks she's had and size your cock up in terms of how it fits in. That's a size Queen.
Nicole was a true size Queen. On our first date, we fucked in the back of my car and she compleimented my 7x6 inch cock. At the same time she sized my cock up against the cocks she had and indicated their lengths and thicknesses using her arm. Despite being above average, she made me feel small compared to the 8-9 and even 10 inch cocks she had.
by kam75xx May 16, 2025
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Texas Sized Chili Ring

The un-wiped shit-covered asshole of a morbidly obese woman
Waiter: Have you decided on an order?
Connor: I’ll have a Texas Sized Chili Ring
Waiter: Alright, and how about you, sir?
Garrett: Make that two, sir
by D4L3 July 21, 2022
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Avocado sized mf

This avocado sized mf is kicking my ass today
by Spicy bisss October 13, 2020
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