leg number

When you sit too long on the toilet, and your legs go numb.

Dudeee, I just took a life threatening leg number

by Dr boyblue April 13, 2023

number twin

Someone who has the same phone number you have except for the for the area code. [phone] and [phone]

I met this person last night and when she gave me her phone number it was the same as mine except for the city area code. We are like number twins or something!

by Cot Crunch August 6, 2019

Funny number

Numbers such as 69 and 420 are classified as "funny or "sussy" number which can be used in many different ways

A: " Whats your favorite number?"
B: "69"
or
A: "did they make a new funny number yet?"
B: "Isn't 69 and 420 enough?"

by your dad who is getting milk April 25, 2022

Number 42

Number - So the individual can remember who he is, as he is a schizoid after all.
42 - His IQ and his spectrum mentally. 0 - 10 was not sufficient, but 42. Literally off the fucking chart.

"Number 42 is retarded. He thinks the more people he bans, he'll get more. In reality, he's killing his server off. Just like his own life."

by Bayzie February 8, 2022

Egg Numbers

Zero's all across, zip. Basically what you don't want to score on an exam, sporting event, or any other affair in which a "point" system is a factor.

Boss: So what'd we get on our customer satisfaction survey.

Secretary: Ehhhhhhh...we got egg numbers sir.

Boss: Egg numbers.....fuck me sideways.

by Lord_Phallus December 22, 2008

Number 8

Maggots inside Big Mac?!?!?! In march 2011 Melbourne resident Lee Savage ordered a Big Mac. He opened the sandwich to check if it included the extra pickles he ordered, the pickles were there, but to master Savages shock and horror, there were also tens of maggots crawling around the patties.

Guy: can i get a big mac
Mcdonald's guy: ye that will be 4 dollars and 21 cents
Man: NUMBAH ATE MAGITS INSYD BEEG MAHK
Guy: no way number 8 is crazy imma order a little mac (from punch out)

by TDS Dyno March 29, 2023

Trump Number

The distance from the first comment you see on a post/thread on social media until someone (or bots) posts something irrelevant (usually insulting and negative) about President Donald Trump.

USAGE:

Logical fallacy/pathos/emotional appeal aimed at attacking credibility.

This is usually said by a SJW/NPC/BOT in an attempt to gain attention and synthetic social justice points by virtue signaling, and is usually followed up by insulting anyone that disagrees with them by either calling them a racist, a sexist, a bigot, or a troll; unjustly and presumptively implying ignorance and negativity towards anyone that supports Donald Trump. Generally after insulting they will not defend their argument, or insults, or will refuse to provide information as to why or how they drew their conclusion. Might tell you to "google it", or find out yourself.

Wow, the Trump Number was only 1 on the How to article about how to make a coconut smoothie. The person said, "Looks like another white male Trump supporter"

The first comment on the post about the first picture of a black hole was, "That is amazing, what a scientific achievement!", while the second post I saw was, "Maybe we can see the black hole in Trump's mind". Making the Trump Number for this post 2.

by Dao Man April 11, 2019