by Crazy_asian01 April 17, 2016
Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.
In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.
by QuacksO January 07, 2022
A promise that is made to be kept forever. No matter what the promise will never be broken. It is used for people who have trust issues and people who are simps for their girl/boyfriend. Never think someone is lying when they said forever promise.
Preston ~ I love you. * said to his wife Kristen*
Kristen ~ I love you too baby.
Preston ~ Promise🥺
Kristen ~ Forever promise baby.
Kristen ~ I love you too baby.
Preston ~ Promise🥺
Kristen ~ Forever promise baby.
by SniperGod522 January 19, 2021
by Pagerman November 27, 2021
DONT WATCH IT. IT IS 112 dB (good thing I had my headphones)
SERIOUSLY DONT WATCH YOU MIGHT GO DEAF OR AT LEAST SET YOUR VOLUME TO VERY LOW
SERIOUSLY DONT WATCH YOU MIGHT GO DEAF OR AT LEAST SET YOUR VOLUME TO VERY LOW
by idkwhatnametoputhere July 15, 2023
by FrankNsteinGtr August 31, 2021
Forever does not mean until the end of time. Forever simply means until someone gets tired, gives up. or death. :)
by shut tf up please May 30, 2020