String Two

Win two in a row

You will never string two on me

by Hagoroth January 15, 2019

Slim Stringed Turkey

An individual who wears clothing that does not correspond to the length of their body. With the clothing on the shorter side.

Kristin: Lil Kels's crop top looks more like a bra.
Karen: Yeah she reminds me of a Slim Stringed Turkey. Ohhh nooo not again! Now she's stripping!
Kristin: Now her inner Prickly Porcupine Pornstar is coming out!

by dan_gleewang January 16, 2021

G string

The G stands for gooch.

I'm wearing a gooch string normally called a g string. It's really chafing me

by Thegoochstring January 23, 2019

string burn

Burn to a man’s penis as a result of excessive friction caused from a tampon string during intercourse.

After pulling out, she gasped “I think you might have string burn” !

by Geojonny October 20, 2018

Sardinean String Theory

Noun

1. A mathematical theory which suggests that whenever 10 or more Mexicans are packed into a vehicle or dwelling like sardines, that at least 2 or more of them are having sex at any given time.

"According to Sardinean String Theory, we're about to experience a baby boom of illegal immigrants, the likes of which the world has never seen."

by billebllunt December 9, 2013

String Cold

When it's so cold outside you have to tie a string around your nuts so you can retrieve them after you go out.

How cold is it outside? It's string cold out there!

by Umath June 25, 2018

silly string

a string that is silly

"i have some string that is silly"
"Ah yes, silly string"

by Bisexual brosef June 8, 2021