beef piccalo

A derisive term used to describe an extremely small penis ie: the piccalo being the smallest percussion instrument

Good morning Dane will the orchestra be meeting at the concert hall? If so will you be playing your beef piccalo?

by Pheen April 24, 2018

Beef Weddington

beef wed-ing tuhn verb, noun

verb

1. Act of being tea-bagged in the basement.

noun

1. Road kill

2. Serial killer victim, wrapped in plastic wrap, set in the Sun to rot for 8 business days.

Charlie's planning a special beef weddington this week, I'd stay out of town if I were you.

by JohJohnsderRickysBrother July 19, 2019

Beef Schweat

The moist combination of sweat and sex juices that trickle down the taint and ball sack during hot, vigorous sexual activity.

I need a towel to wipe up the beef schweat.

I still got the beef schweat this morning. I dicked her good.

Rachel always goes down on me after sex. She loves the taste of my beef schweat.

by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2018

Lloyd Beefing

The act of causing general, seemingly purposeless havoc, usually involving food items (most predominantly Lloyd Beef brand beef).

"Dude, I've never Lloyd beefed so hard in my life. After the eggs, heights, and flaur, the beef cake crowned us Lloyd Beefing Kings!"

by Lloyd himself October 13, 2011

smack beef

Smack beef is someone of lower economical background; with no job, no life goals and partakes in drug taking. Generally not nice people who are "off their heads" and smell like bad life decisions and body odour.

Have you seen Tom from school? Hes turned into a right smack beef.

by Lady Blacker May 28, 2019

beef water

another term for beef broth or beef stock

do we need any beef water for this recipe?

by tterboski March 20, 2018

beef the fluff

the act of fluffing or exaggerating the positives of information so as not to offend the sensitive

I had to beef the fluff so she wouldn’t get offended

by DavKat May 5, 2018