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touchas mullet 

touchas is butt in yiddish and mullet means business in the front, party in the back now we have to look at the human body and go to the butt area.
it is when you have hair all around your asshole and can be very long, curly, or wavy. it is very long, over 6 inches long.
her touchas mullet was so long that i braided it with beads and made her buttlocks!

his touchas mullet was so hairy and curly i could have cut it off and made a wig.

everytime i fart my touchas mullet waves like a flag in the wind
touchas mullet by chill311 August 23, 2009

hockey mullet 

The infamous mullet originated with hockey players, as they needed short hair on top so their helmets would fit snugly and long hair in back to keep their necks warm.
The hockey mullet inspired and greatly influenced hairstyles in the 80's and early 90's.
hockey mullet by Fang1 March 2, 2016

National kiss a mullet day 

On this day you gotta kiss any guy/girl with a mullet
Hey you hear it national kiss a mullet day bows my chance to kiss that cute truck guy

she-mullet 

The most unattractive hairstyle for a woman - usually means she is lesbian, fat, poor, or all three. Looks like a normal mullet, but on a female. They'd be better off bald.
Tom:"Dude, that she-mullet is gross!!!"
Jerry:*puke*
she-mullet by Rico Arna May 16, 2006

rock the mullet 

To be really awesome. To blow one's mind away. Having fabulous of impressive qualities.
"Dude...this mango sandwich rocks the mullet!"
rock the mullet by WonderWoman November 12, 2004

reverse mullet 

a reverse mullet is a very awesome hairstyle similar to what preps and other dumbasses call "emo" or "scene".
basiacally its longish in the front (should cover one of ur eyes) and short and spiked in the back. in looks espeacially good when its dyed two different colors like black in front and red in back or something like that. some may choose to part it in the middle and gel the front so its straight and stringy looking, but parting it on the side and letting it cover half of your face looks good too. add as many colors as possible to get the best result.
billy martin's hair <3 is sometimes done in a reverse mullet.
reverse mullet by mcrXluver January 13, 2006