Sugar Muffin

Amazing person, who would do anything for you and is the absolute best bestie you could ever ask for.
also formerly known as: Sexy Mama

"Yo! thats my Sugar Muffin!"

*Sugar Muffin walks by*

by robertuno April 25, 2011

English muffin

the act of oral sex performed on a woman while she defecates; a gender-reversal of the blumpkin

I heard Ru-Bear gave her the old English muffin last week. It didn't turn out too well for him.

by Silent Avenger February 6, 2010

muffin top

The roll of fat that hangs over the top of too-tight, low rise jeans.

When looked at from behind, from the waist down she looked like a muffin top.

by Pork chop April 12, 2006

burnin the muffin

This happens when a man and woman have high velocity coital relations, thus causing severe friction burns on the woman's vaginal region.

"Why you walkin' like that?"
"Me and Joe was burnin the muffin last night."

by Han Fastolfe June 29, 2009

devil muffins

a term used to refer to the small, budding breasts on the chest of a wannabe vampire-goth-punk type.

Check out those devil muffins on Carrie!

by Michael? September 10, 2005

Kunt Muffin

Noun: Similar to Cunt Muffin, the notable difference being the "K" which changes the word from a horrific insult to a loving term of endearment.

Often used to describe a friend who has either made a silly mistake or recently done you a favor.

It is also important to note that when calling someone a Kunt Muffin it is usually a good idea to specify that you are using the complimentary form of the phrase to avoid confusion.

Carly: Jane just bought me shoes for my birthday!
Sam: Aw, that is so sweet!
Carly: She is such a kunt muffin!
Sam: That isn't very nice!
Carly: No, no I mean a kunt muffin with a K.

by CraigHayger October 28, 2013

Chink Muffin

A derogatory term for an adorable asian.

White guy: How's my little chink muffin doing today?

chink muffin: ...Fine

by Thepowerofjewjew March 19, 2011