when a male is fisting another and the receiver shits on the penetrators hand and he slaps the muddy hand across his face
by anal fisting October 13, 2008
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by muddy shovel November 10, 2006
Get the muddy turtleneck mug.A Muddy Moose is a move performed during sexual intercourse. This clever move, requires two males and a female engaging in anal sex. Both men perform anal sex as the female proceeds to violently explode excrete all over the two males penis'. When the action is done they hold their penis' over her headed, like antlers, as they all scream "Muddy Moose!".
Ross and Ben hold their dicks high above Cedies head as a deafening Muddy Moose roar travels through the hallway.
by vamman311 November 16, 2009
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Get the Muddy Lizard mug.The Muddy Carpetbagger is the act of dipping a scrotum in chocolate pudding and inserting it into a vagina or anus.
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Dayyyuumm BITCH! WHY YOU GOT PEANUTS IN YA PUSSY AGAIN ?! "sorry hunny i got a muddy canoe from an ostrich earlier"
by Pawww! February 15, 2009
Get the muddy canoe mug.During the act of lovemaking, the male proceeds to position his female partner such that her legs are pointing up and she is standing on her head/shoulders. He then proceeds to straddle her and defecate inside her vagina, thus making a "muddy taco."
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