got so much wood i could build me a fort

I have so many cars I could "build a fort"

I got so much wood I could build me a fort

got so much wood i could build me a fort by Libbie V June 20, 2015

Karen that watched too much lesbian age gap porn 

If ur a 15 year old girl be prepared. If she can’t have u she’ll jerk off to ur Pinterest. She’ll find her way in no matter how rapisty

Karen that watched too much lesbian age gap porn secretly wants to f every 15 year old girl she sees & is willing to use rapist quality force to grant access for perving / stalking hour

Karen that watched too much lesbian age gap porn by reincarnatedkanyewest April 13, 2022

Flea has about as much talent as an Asian man’s penis 

The bassist for Red Hot Chili Peppers. He actually isn’t that good at all.

Flea has about as much talent as an Asian man’s penis.

Flea has about as much talent as an Asian man’s penis by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 4, 2020

Akward Much 

The two words you say straight after you've told a person you have a crush on them.

Bob: "Hey Stacey, have I ever told you that I like you more than just as a friend"
Stacey: "Oh really?"
Bob: "Ngawww shux, now what? I put my heart on the line..."
Stacey: "Mhmmm..."
Bob: "Akward Much"

or

Bob: "I told Stacey last night I liked her more than just as a friend"
Joe: "Akward Much"
Bob: "Yeah man. I don't know how I'm gonna face her today"

Akward Much by RaYRaYRaYRaYRaY February 17, 2008

play to much

A person who knows their job well but likes to play.

You're so smart but play to much.

play to much by Ogaga May 15, 2018

Not So Much

becca vejar is better than becca lin

"Hey, did you check out that link to Becca's comic?"

"Yeah, Not So Much is only the best webcomic EVAR!"

Not So Much by finrodir September 15, 2008

too much poon gun 

the TMP from CS...

dude the too much poon gun is a headshot machine...

too much poon gun by matches April 22, 2003