Muff Mouth

The potent aftertaste of a woman's vagina.

Becky gave it up last night and I woke up with some serious Muff Mouth.

by munchdatbeaver_ August 14, 2021

mumbo mouth

When you can't find your word or say them correctly.

1)Sally can't find her words, I think she has Mumbo Mouth.
2) Sorry guys if I mix up my words today, I have Mumbo Mouth.

by Whiskers4life November 3, 2015

Miami Mouthful

Having a girl put both of your testicles in her mouth at the same time.

This girl was shit at sucking dick... But when she got a Miami Mouthful,.. that shit was on!

by BWD April 23, 2013

Mouth Jobbies

When you eat more mash potatoes than your stomach can handle then wash it down with copious amounts of Guinness until you are sick.

The mash potatoes and Guinness when being sick will come out like Jobbies hence mouth jobbies

Hey Beth let mash up these tatties and spark the Guinness I fancy doing mouth jobbies tonight

by CSLMouthJobbieAppreciationSoci April 27, 2022

Sweaty mouth

When your mouth starts to produce a lot of saliva, usually followed by vomiting.

Just thinking of the smell of the rotting fish gives me sweaty mouth.

by SublimASIAN July 5, 2014

mouthful of toothpaste

mouthful of cum

''Johhny had a mouthful of toothpaste last night''

by mossballjar October 3, 2022

Goal Mouth

Goal Mouth is a malady suffered by soccer fans and is characterized by sore jaw, stiff tongue and raspy throat.

When there is a close shot, or an acrobatic save or, especially, a goal scored, fans go crazy. They abruptly open their mouths which strains the mandible. The noise made, harshens the vocal chords and the back of the throat. The ululation of the sound constantly strains the tongue muscle, resulting in Goal Mouth.

“I sure will be glad when this World Cup is over. There have been so many good games, I’ve had Goal Mouth for more than three weeks.”

by PicklingTheBeast July 10, 2010