mormon stall

1. The time between when a mormon approches you, and finally leaves you alone. Could be anywhere from a minute to 15 minutes depending on how badly they want to get laid.

2. A great excuse for being late.

Boss: "John why are you late for work?"

John: "Sorry boss, I had a mormon stall."

Boss: "Fuck man I'm sorry, I hate when that shit happens!"

by 8088Y80M8 January 1, 2012

Mormon Make Out

The act of a boy and girl from the LDS church pressing one another's cheeks together and begin moving their tongues against the insides of their own cheek. Creating the effect of making out with no penetration or inappropriate behavior.

Girl 1: Me and John totally made out!
Girl 2: You didn't touch tongues did you?
Girl 1: No, we did the Mormon Make Out, but it was totally like the real thing!

by hobosentual February 17, 2013

moron

Someone who looks up sex in the Urban Dictionary

"What kind of moron are you looking up sex in the Urban Dictionary" - Definition of sex in Urban Dictionary

by weirdyrandommetal1977 September 11, 2014

Maroon wings

eating a girl's ass hole out while she's on her period. The mixture of red and brown is where the term derives its color designation.

bro, it was painful but I finally gor my maroon wings

by Thunderthighs25 February 25, 2015

Moroni Trumpet

Receiving a blow job from a mormon girl, while facing east (finger butt play optional).

After bible study she totally gave me a Moroni Trumpet!

by Death Star ducky January 13, 2016

Moron

See "Donald Trump"

Spreading lies about your own country: sad. Spreading lies about others: sadder. What an absolute moron. @realDonaldTrump

by balbalbal October 20, 2017

Moron

when you’re really excited for the new Star Wars movie and there comes the most famous scene but some moron had the audacity not only to record it but WITH A FLASH!!1!11!1!

Turn off the flash you fu*king moron!

by hxlydiamond June 26, 2018