Moo Box

A box where men store their semen for a whole year and then give it to someone as an April Fools joke disguised as milk.

Man 1: "Here's some milk man, I just thought I would give you some"
*gives the Moo Box*
Man 2: "Thanks dude, I actually felt like milk"
*drinks the Moo Box*
Man 2: "HOLY FUCK- IS THIS SEMEN?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"

by Siphiwe Tshabalala May 19, 2018

lifts my moos

when you feel depressed but seeing a really pretty person makes you feel better because you are horny for them (moos as a reference to the german word for "bush").

I was feeling really shit but Tan Frances really lifts my moos tbh.

by JosDickPics April 4, 2018

ignorant moo

Stupid ass who doesn’t know what the hell they are talking about

You ignorant moo

by Abby Lockhart December 28, 2017

Moos

Some guy with no friends and has depression, he likes to play video games but that's pretty much it, doesn't have an interesting life.

Dude you are such a MOOS!

by hahahahhahahgae January 20, 2020

Moo Moo

Moo moo is a slang word commonly used in places like east Africa e.g cote d'ivoire and Nigeria it means very stupid e

You be moo moo meaning you are very stupid

by Lorence11.official April 22, 2020

moo

a weird thing a cow says when its hungry lol

Farmer: wassup cow
Cow: Moo
Farmer: yeah i know me too
Cow: I said moo bitch

by moo lily February 29, 2020

Mr moo

A big fat moo who peekas his big hole with mr nayhonick all day. He also like to scrap and want the smoke me bruv.

I am mr moo and my we hung hurts

by Mr Ching ling March 13, 2020