Mississippi Windshield Wiper

When doing a girl doggystyle you pick one leg up up then reach under and rub her clit like a windshield wiper on full power.

I tried the Mississippi Windshield Wiper out on my ol lady last night and caught a leg cramp after and we both had to rehydrate for a few hours

by Coondog000 April 29, 2021

Mississippi Corn Cob

When your woman eats a shit ton of corn and then you do anal. When you pull out there’s corn on your dick.

“Man my old lady gave me a Mississippi corn cob last night!”

by Superman1248 June 11, 2021

Mississippi Muff Musket

When you stuff hard boiled eggs into a woman’s vagina and then fuck it to pack them in like a musket.

I gave Jennifer a Mississippi Muff Musket last night.

by 8ballsinurmouth September 14, 2023

Mississippi Muffler Cover

When an individuals testicles are swung back to cover their rectum.

I gave myself a Mississippi Muffler Cover so I could stop farting.

by Truckster38 December 5, 2021

mississippi black rattlesnake

a large african-american penis

Damn, she is looking for her mississippi black rattlesnake.

by dselouis29 September 19, 2009

mississippi mud clown

A ghetto black person. That has no english skills or job.

Look at this "Mississippi mud clown right here" !

by cory and trevor September 11, 2018

Mississippi Steam Room

This is a sexual act that combines the youthful innocence of summer camp cabin humor. When having sex in the missionary position, violently rip ass. Then, take the covers and pull it over yourselves, letting the foul odor marinate. It is important to remember to keep plowing away. No one likes a quitter.

"I'm in the dog house. I took my girlfriend to a long and vile Mississippi Steam Room last night while we were going at it.

by Phil T. Künz August 14, 2010