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Mid-log

The time between one end of the fecal matter is coming out of your ass and that same end touches the water of the toilet.
Mom:
Hey Tom come take the trash out!

Tom: I can’t Mom I’m mid-log!
by Cwl2000 October 3, 2018
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Taylor Mid

A washed music artist who farms boyfriends so she can release mediocre, generic pop music that (predominantly) white girls and gay men will drink up like it's the greatest music to ever be released.

She is incredibly notorious for farming her "eras" for her cult meetings (known as the Eras tour), despite not having any musical growth since she switched from pseudo-country to pop. Also notorious for he cult-like fans, the "swifties," who have become infamous for acting violently towards anyone (such as Dave Grohl and his family) who doesn't blindly follow her and refusing to listen to actual music genres (such as rock or metal). She also engages in "blocking," the act of releasing remixes and other versions of her music so she can bot the charts and stop other female artists from hitting the top of the charts. A notable example of this is her album, The Tortured Poets Department, where she released multiple versions of the album through different formats and various versions of the songs which resulted in artists like Charli XCX and Billie Eilish having their respective albums blocked from charting well.

She is currently dating KC Chiefs international tight-end fraud Travis Kelce, who farms in the NFL more than she farms her eras. Will probably break up with him soon so she can release another album.
Person 1: I like Taylor Swift's music
Person 2: So you like Taylor Mid
by realistpenduhater October 5, 2024
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Mid

something is that is medium to average in the category that it is used in
Sandra bullock is a Mid actor - Sandra is an average actor
by jerseytbw February 16, 2023
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mid

A:Hey did you see the jezail nerf in that northwind game last night?
B:EW you play that mid game? Get away from me!
by Nrerb8r October 22, 2022
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mid

When something is average or slightly not liked by the person.
Person 1: Have you seen One Piece?
Person 2: What? You mean Mid Piece?
by random man named midoriya January 19, 2023
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Mid

Your mid
by Thebig Ritzy July 2, 2022
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