midget-mobile

A little car that could do well at a circus as a clown car. Good Job Mini!

Q:How the fuck can you fit 10 clowns in a Mini?

A: Easy, you don't, can't, and never will.

by NateK July 28, 2005

midget clown porn

1. A type of porn that contains midgets in clown suits.

Wee-man and jenny were dressed as clowns making a midget clown porn video.

by /b/ro4lyfe November 17, 2013

midget dyke

A female or a male where you can not tell whether it is a girl or a boy and they are unusually short. Its definition is closely related to MB, midget bitch.

wtf, is that a girl midget or boy midget. It's just a midget dyke.

by peewhee June 4, 2010

Midget free

As in to be without ones small children. Anything under 4 foot 9 inches is considered a midget. Not intended to offend less taller adults.

" Me and Amber are midget free this weekend so, we're clubbin."

by El castor May 20, 2009

midget hitler

Someone who came be very nice at times who a few people like(and or worship) and can be mean and sometimes outright aggressive at others. very short, hence 'midget'. Can also be referred to as the spazz, a miny Hitler, or that really short/ aggressive person.

Girl1:Hey, aare you still having that sleep-over tomorrow night?
Girl2:Yeah.
Girl1:Who else is invited?
Girl2: Not midget hitler thats for sure, I like my house in one piece, thank-you!

by Shadow_Casters' Friend May 25, 2010

poopin on midgets

When you shit on a fucking midget

I've been poopin on midgets

by Mrigloo506 March 5, 2014

Two Midget Booty

a ripper with a booty so thick it looks like she got two midgets in her back pockets. KABLOW! BADONKADONK!

thats some new Yay Area Slanguage. Yee Yee Yee! Yadida???

Co-founder and Co-written by Sexi Mami Maria. She got a Two Midget Booty herself!

See that breezy over there? Now that's a Two Midget Booty!

by samsonhussein October 29, 2006