lodging your vape pen in the tip of your penis and hitting a blinker until you release and your semen and the smoke ooze out
by Vewwycool February 20, 2025
Get the Fitzy Method mug.The Grating Method is a Method of oral pleasure involving ones teeth to grate the skin of someone(s) of typically the of male gender genitalia
by The Grater July 6, 2024
Get the Grating Method mug.The practice of living inside your manifestation the same way an actor lives inside a role.
Instead of just writing affirmations or day-dreaming, you think, talk, dress, and make choices as if the reality you want is already here—until your outer world lines up with it.
Instead of just writing affirmations or day-dreaming, you think, talk, dress, and make choices as if the reality you want is already here—until your outer world lines up with it.
“Ever since Alex started method manifestation, he wakes up like she’s already the CEO—morning power walks, fancy coffee, big-vision meetings with herself. Six months later she actually got the promotion.”
by Saintt Lunatik September 17, 2025
Get the Method Manifestation mug.The Brady Method is when you are with a girl and you don't have a lot of physical touch. This can include multiple things such as Holding Hands, Side Hugs, and High Fives.
"Ive been seeing this girl for a while and today we finally held hand!" That sounds like the Brady Method!
by Jmarmmmm November 19, 2025
Get the Brady Method mug.African Zimbabwean Method (Ultra-Cinematic Edit) — noun
A totally theatrical, definitely-not-authentic overnight hack that conjures slept-in waves and maximum gossip value.
How it “works” (crazier steps):
Moon-mist: lightly mist hair with water — call it “moonwater” for theatrics.
Zodiac parting: split into 7, 9, or 13 sections (prime numbers = drama).
Phoenix coils: twist each section, loop it into a tiny cinnamon-roll-shaped coil, tuck the tip under.
Sock turret: roll a fluffy sock into a donut, stack two if you’re feeling legendary, and crown your head—secure with a silk ribbon.
Feather & ribbon charm: tuck a harmless feather or ribbon into one coil for “wind-readiness.”
The Chant: hum a two-note loop or whisper a nonsense password to “set the wave.”
Thermal trick (safe): wear a silk scarf to keep moisture in; avoid heat tools while sleeping.
Dawn unravel: gently unroll each coil, finger-separate, spritz a tiny bit of leave-in, scrunch, and flip for cinematic movement.
A totally theatrical, definitely-not-authentic overnight hack that conjures slept-in waves and maximum gossip value.
How it “works” (crazier steps):
Moon-mist: lightly mist hair with water — call it “moonwater” for theatrics.
Zodiac parting: split into 7, 9, or 13 sections (prime numbers = drama).
Phoenix coils: twist each section, loop it into a tiny cinnamon-roll-shaped coil, tuck the tip under.
Sock turret: roll a fluffy sock into a donut, stack two if you’re feeling legendary, and crown your head—secure with a silk ribbon.
Feather & ribbon charm: tuck a harmless feather or ribbon into one coil for “wind-readiness.”
The Chant: hum a two-note loop or whisper a nonsense password to “set the wave.”
Thermal trick (safe): wear a silk scarf to keep moisture in; avoid heat tools while sleeping.
Dawn unravel: gently unroll each coil, finger-separate, spritz a tiny bit of leave-in, scrunch, and flip for cinematic movement.
“How’d you get those waves?” — “African Zimbabwean Method. Sock turret and nonsense chant, obviously.”
“Woke up like this ✨ African Zimbabwean Method (sock turret level: legendary) #wavetutorial”
“SECRET: The Zimbabwean Method (3-min sock turret + chant) — results = wild 🌊😂”
“Teach me the Zimbabwean Method? I’ll bring the socks and the feather.”
“Woke up like this ✨ African Zimbabwean Method (sock turret level: legendary) #wavetutorial”
“SECRET: The Zimbabwean Method (3-min sock turret + chant) — results = wild 🌊😂”
“Teach me the Zimbabwean Method? I’ll bring the socks and the feather.”
by ForgottenMethodzz August 26, 2025
Get the African Zimbabwean Method mug.by anonymous February 11, 2022
Get the Jackoff Method mug.To insert penis into vagina upon ejaculation (from masturbation or fellacio). Usually done for physical satisfaction from the sensation or to enhance chances of pregnancy.
My wife’s vagina is sore and not trying to have sex, so I used the pull-in method since we are trying to have kids!
by anonymous November 15, 2023
Get the Pull-in method mug.