A torture device were this penguin Jiji walks across the screen t posing. He is your only homie in ST math but, he doesn't wear socks so he is gay.
Teacher: Ok class lets do St math for 1 hour.
Literally every fucking student in a 20 meter radius: L E T S G A M E H O M I E S.
Literally every fucking student in a 20 meter radius: L E T S G A M E H O M I E S.
by thisniggayourhomie April 2, 2020
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I've been working on the BYU course now for three hours straight. What has algebra done for me besides give me a massive math headache?
by Coffee92 April 25, 2010
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Student: Hi Math Teacher, how are you doing?
Math Teacher: Hello y/n, I see that you are enjoying your day, let me just ruin it really quick <3
Math Teacher: Hello y/n, I see that you are enjoying your day, let me just ruin it really quick <3
by baddestbytch February 26, 2020
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Someone who only works on the problem: Integral of e to the x times y.
Someone who only works on the problem: Integral of e to the x times y.
"He is such a Math Pimp. He told me he wished he were a derivative, that way he could lie tangent to my curves."
Girl A: How did studying go with that guy?
Girl B: Great! He is such a math pimp, he certainly showed me how to derive his exponential growth.
Girl A: How did studying go with that guy?
Girl B: Great! He is such a math pimp, he certainly showed me how to derive his exponential growth.
by Mathus March 28, 2009
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(Kyle) "Ah man I just wrote a physics test, what did you just do Fred?"
(Fred)"…"
(Steve) "shhhhh Kyle, he just wrote an AP Math test."
(Fred)"…"
(Steve) "shhhhh Kyle, he just wrote an AP Math test."
by _The_Real_Maverick_ May 31, 2017
Get the AP Math mug.A term that gained currency during the pandemic, especially after repeated lockdowns and potential mental breakdowns, to describe the type of negative, irrational, selfish, or self-defeating behavior that plagued many math educators worldwide, because they were tired of conforming to the social or unreasonable expectations of the authorities, or had little respect for vampires or hypocrites with a say in their pay.
Be it adhering to lockdown rules, working from home, or attending to parents’ complaints, demands, and threats, math teachers and tutors had descended into a goblin math state, when they’re waiting to be fired if they didn’t call it quit themselves.
by Fasters December 5, 2022
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Usually begins around midterms in a procrastinating manner.
Usually begins around midterms in a procrastinating manner.
by alyzaraelynn December 14, 2016
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