Kerosene Male

A male with similar traits to a Sigma male, however is made entirely of dead shrubs and other flammable foliage. They lay their spawn by squatting onto a tree and laying a large embryo, out of which hundreds of grape-sized Kerosene Males will emerge after a couple weeks. Kerosene Males like to frolic in dusty meadows and overrun small towns, slaughtering innocent adults and children without mercy. When they pass away, Kerosene Males stand calmly in place and wait until they become a leafy, yellow and rotting monument of their existence.

“A Kerosene Male emerged from the forest and devoured my newborn son this morning, I suppose this might be a problem”

by Chicago Male October 1, 2022

Riley(male)

Used to refer to someone who is HIM

He's Riley(male)

by GABIMARU THE SAIYAN May 30, 2023

Donda Male

The rarest type of Male. There are approximately 2 Donda males in the world, one of them being Kanye West. The Donda male stands higher than Sigma in the hierarchy.

-This dude is just repeating “Donda, Donda, Donda” the whole day.
-Bro, I think he might be a Donda male.

by GreedyNose1034 September 13, 2021

Simpa Male

A person who claims to be a Sigma Male, who is actually a Simp who pretends to act like he’s a Sigma Male.

Dude, you are totally a Simpa Male, you subscribe to onlyfans girls and porn! You can’t pull woman.

I’m a Simpa Male, I’m a lonewolf who can’t get any, which is why I love Porn.

Simpa Male: I’m a Sigma Male

Bro: No, you aren’t cause you pay for 🐱
Simpa Male: I don’t like hierarchy and I’m independent.
Bro: Dude, you depend on people and get government benefits.

by PC Slayer Sword December 13, 2022

Select Male

Select Males are Men that women tend gravitate towards first as opposed to less attractive guys because they are attractive whether it be with looks or money or a combination of the two. These dudes are likely to get “Choosing Signals” from girls as a result of being Select Males, but even if you are a “Select Male” it doesn’t guarantee that will get women…especially if you have a terrible personality and no social skills.

Dashaun is a select male (at least assumed to be a select male) because he is a 6ft model that is fit and makes good money.

by somedudewithnothingbettertodo April 27, 2023

Chair Male

A type of male that has developed the ultimate technique for asserting dominance. They walk over to you, steal your chair, and then sit upon it, making it stinky due to their forceful butt sweat. After this they leave, often performing the stanky leg as they walk away. They then judge you for not being able to tolerate the extreme stank of your recently dankified chair.

Kings are the ultimate Chair Males- they literally sit on thrones all day long, and then force other people to wipe their butt. They then commit tax evasion while forcing starving peasants to perform labor while crapping in holes.

by medium_dipper October 9, 2021

Alpha male

In nature, some animals, like wolves, have an "alpha male" in their pack. The alpha male is the one who leads the pack, makes sure it's fed, etc. The thing is though, this only happens when the pack's environment changes dramatically, like if they're put in a zoo. There is a group of (human) people who don't get this though and call themselves "alpha males", i.e "manly". They usually think they're much better than everyone else. The "hierarchy" goes like this in their head;

Alpha males (manly n' shit)
Beta males (Losers)

Now, the thing is, some "alpha males" think "wait, I'm better than everyone, why am I sharing the top of the hierarchy with so many who also think they're better than everyone?", and created "Sigma males", basically the same thing, but with no friends (They're "too good" for friends), so in their mind, the hierarchy goes

Sigma males (super manly n' shit)
Alpha males (manly n' shit)
Beta males (Losers)

It's just cringe

Lmao he thinks he's an alpha male, that's so fuckin' cringe lol

by POTUS Official December 13, 2021