the sloppy maltese

When you giving yo girl head, but your head is.. her head? And then you make out but with your butts.

yooooooo, I gave Elishica The Sloppy Maltese the other day and she said "hey where tf did my head go SHIT HOW'D IT GET ON YUOR BODY D:"

by anonymous April 23, 2022

𝒫𝓇ü𝑔𝒾 𝒜𝓊𝒹𝒾𝒞𝓊𝒫 𝓂𝒶𝒶T

Guy which can be cool anytime you want... he likes to do bacc's with others! Enthusiast of threesome and competitive eater of smol cucumber from the dirty ass floor.

- Hey, aren't you 𝒫𝓇ü𝑔𝒾 𝒜𝓊𝒹𝒾𝒞𝓊𝒫 𝓂𝒶𝒶T?
- What.

by AvoogaWorder December 26, 2022

Flopped the manatee

when someone really messes up/makes a huge mistake

“Wow, he really flopped the manatee when he didn’t stop to ask for directions.”

by wplemony October 22, 2023

Portland Blue Manatee

The act of fucking a fat chick with blue hair and a septum piercing in the ocean.

Paul: Jeff took Meg down to the beach.

Ernie: Oh, the classic Portland Blue Manatee
Paul: Yeah, Jeff likes to felch em'
*Turns on Riding dirty by Chamllionaire*
Ernie: He's one sick motherfucker

by TheBigGrease January 13, 2026

The Big Boss AKA the Manatee

The Big Boss otherwise known as the Manatee is literally the strongest person on the planet. He can also scare anyone and is as fast as a fast car, so I'll leave the rest of it to your imagination. Also he can have you fed to bees. Nobody knows how he does it. Also hates commies.

"Hey, you don't want to mess with The Big Boss AKA the Manatee, or you'll end up fed to the bees"

"ARE YOU QUESTIONING THE MANATEE, YOU SHOULDN'T CAUSE HE'S AS FAST AS A FAST CAR"

by My Posses on Broadway February 28, 2014