You Lie!
The shortest form of speaking 'truth to power' that exists. Useful for when long-winded replies are not possible and because 'dissent is the highest form of patriotism'.
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That's a damn lie!
Dumb person: Joe Biden won the election fairly, there was no voter fraud! Orange man bad!
Smart person: that's a damn lie!
Smart person: that's a damn lie!
That's a damn lie! by Icy Wyte July 14, 2022
The Cake Is A Lie
The Cake Is A Lie by ZombieGamer July 17, 2011
internet sociopath lie detector
It's the built internal mechanism that reins in your ability to lie compulsively about your age, sex, hair colour, and/or location on the internet just becuase you can, some people have it, some people don't.
SkitZoe: I was playing elfquest online and I may have told silverkiss123 that I'm a fourteen-year-old emo abuse victim at which point he became very adamant about his love for me and determination to fly in from Belgium and rescue me. Do you think I can pull that off?
Internet Sociopath Lie Detector: That's a no, and now report immediately to church.
Internet Sociopath Lie Detector: That's a no, and now report immediately to church.
internet sociopath lie detector by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 26, 2010
French Fry Lie
French Fry Lie by AZBS August 29, 2011
Turkish Lie in
Calling into work claiming you have over slet when actually you can't be bothered to get up cos you are having sex with your boy/girlfriend or both!
Katie: I'm going to be late in today
Nick: How come, is everything OK?
Katie: Yeah, I just over slept!
Nick: You liar!! You've had a Turkish Lie in!
Nick: How come, is everything OK?
Katie: Yeah, I just over slept!
Nick: You liar!! You've had a Turkish Lie in!
Turkish Lie in by the Xor March 30, 2009