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goofy lettuce

M A R I J U A N A
"Pass some of that goofy lettuce"
by Cucumber Richard May 7, 2019
mugGet the goofy lettucemug.

trunk lettuce

Man, dud you see all the bags of trunk lettuce the cops pulled from that car.
by Dshotgun August 14, 2023
mugGet the trunk lettucemug.
oh god plz help me WAAAAAAAAAAAwooper whooper whooper whooper jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP
freind: hey want some of deez?
me: whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP
also me: *looks at friend*
also me from the also me: hey where did he go
friend: ah finally I'm in the backrooms away from this guy
also friend: * R E A L I Z A T I O N *
by talkplaymore May 6, 2023
mugGet the whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUPmug.

International Azerbaijani Green Lettuce Relocation Day

In Azerbaijan culture, it's become the norm to relocate any Greens (especially lettuce) that are being grown on December 22nd.
Mark: "Why are you taking so long to get ready?"
Ryan: "I'm preparing for International Azerbaijani Green Lettuce Relocation Day."
by azerbaijani realist November 29, 2023
mugGet the International Azerbaijani Green Lettuce Relocation Daymug.

Lettuce

A lettuce is a vegetable which apparently lasts longer than politicians on their posts.
Woah, that lettuce outlasted the PM!
by LDE but Urban October 21, 2022
mugGet the Lettucemug.

lettucing

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a phrase said in the song good day by the fabloo band tally hall lettucing
by Micah deez martinez March 20, 2022
mugGet the lettucingmug.

Foot Lettuce

-Tommy: Guys lets go get some burger king!
-Friend: NAH they got to much Foot Lettuce
by Smash-cookie-chan November 2, 2020
mugGet the Foot Lettucemug.

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