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Dirty Kurt

When your out with someone and when they go to the washroom, you cum in their drink and rub your balls over their straw, then proceed to finger yourself in the ass, and put your fingers in their mouth.
Yo bro, I was on a date with a hot chick last night, and I did a dirty Kurt to him. heheheheh hahahaha
by anonymous March 28, 2024
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Kurt

Ay grabe to go chooks to go po itong lalakeng to malakas din po mangtakam ng jabili kala mo talaga HAHAHAHABABABABABA aguy be wushu hala siya oh teka dadaldal lang ako dito Kurt hehehehe aydaneng na yan wala akong masabi 🤨 eto kasi yon Kurt i appreciate you be tapos be nakakaproud ka be oo tapos wise ka rin be tas maladective tumpak tapos uy oh pogi kaba? sige oo
bakit ba kase kailangan ng Jokes? joke joke joke ayan Kurt hHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAA
by @xsky July 17, 2022
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Kurt Angel

okay be sige eto yung pangalawa ha baka bukas pa to lalabas duh 😏😏 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so ganto kase yan no may addition dito kase talented ka be bawal umangal tapos wag ka na masyado mainsecure sa feslak mo be sus pogi ka be flex dapat yan tapos ano always do your best be tapos addition is Maganda ako. kbye 🥰🥰
so ang joke po dito Kurt Angel ay yung maganda ako ok po
by @xsky July 17, 2022
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Kurt Cobain Nirvana Baby

Kurt Cobain Nirvana Baby” is a sentence which automatically gets bitches to hop on that meat stick.

Try it!
You: “Kurt Cobain Nirvana Baby!”
Girl: “I wanna fuck you so hard your weenie falls off”
by okin June 11, 2022
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ali kurt

He’s a little short kid who can’t spell. He’s good at soccer but sucks at everything else
Look it’s Ali kurt looks like he’s about 4 feet tall
by Mynameisalikurt June 24, 2022
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