Blp kosher

A aspiring Jewish rapper who actually makes good music

BRO BLP KOSHER IS SO FIRE🔥🔥

by msx6942390 February 25, 2024

Logic kocht

"die Logic kocht" heißt soviel, we das etwas logisch wird. Die Logic wird so zu sagen gerade heran gekocht.

"das ergibt Sinn, die Logic kocht wohl gerade."

by Amfish December 9, 2023

Varsovian Kosher Shashlik

A sexual position that includes a Jewish girl getting spitroasted by a German and a Polish guy.

We gave our common friend a Varsovian Kosher Shashlik in order to strengthen our bond and celebrate our friendship. I love diversity.

by Ligmabalzz January 18, 2025

Six Degrees of Kosher Bacon

The tendency some books on Judaism have to connect every damn thing to Jews at some point. Because, you know, Jews aren't blamed for everything enough as it is.

Jewish cookbook: "Jews have been making slow-cooked Sabbath cholent for years in order to fulfill the commandments of the day. In the Netherlands, they cooked white beans, goose fat, and honey together and ate it on the Sabbath. When the Pilgrims came to the Netherlands, they adopted the recipe, since they followed the same Sabbath laws, only on Sundays. When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they had no geese for fat, so they used pork fat. And they had no honey, so they used molasses. And thus, Boston baked beans were born."
Me: "This cookbook is playing a mean game of Six Degrees of Kosher Bacon."

by igm30001 January 25, 2017

National Block Kosta Uzelac Day

Today is the day that you block Kosta Uzelac on snapchat for the rest of the day! It's quite a simple task. You can do it soldiers.

"Omg! Today is National Block Kosta Uzelac Day! You better go block him!"

by Shithead420666 December 2, 2019

Shinjutsu necotasutu cotoa keshtani

You Will never Reach The Truth.

Dude 1: ez get better
Dude 2: Shinjutsu necotasutu cotoa keshtani
Dude 1: what?

by Lzvcan July 20, 2024