Kong

synonym for emotional, often meaning sad.

Im feeling really kong atm :(

by softiessssstmmmmm May 20, 2018

donkey kong slam

the act of putting your fists together and beating the shit out of someone

Imma donkey kong slam that bitch if she makes fun of minecraft one more time

by faggitswils December 17, 2017

Hong Kong Hardon

Another term for yellow fever

"that cute asian girl gave me such a hong kong hardon"

by Wintermoot November 10, 2017

King kong

When you attach three blunt raps together to create a larger blunt. Doing this allows you to add more weed into the blunt. This is the predecessor of the Kong and a middleman of the formation. It goes as follows;

Blunt

Kong

King Kong
Godzilla

God

Aye you tryna roll a King Kong with the rest of this bud?

Hell yeah!

by RoboMonkey November 23, 2017

donkey kong

The first member of the D.K. crew. He is well known in super smash bros. The best character in super smash. He is also known for his EXPAND DONG meme. He is the best of the best.

DK. DONKEY KONG!

by DatBoi425 November 28, 2017

kong dan

Just a statement that Dan is the king. Usually related to sales-results.

Did you hear? Dan made another sale... Typical Kong Dan

by kendoui February 26, 2018

hong kong mullet

A very hairy woman's bottom

"Jeez, did you see her ass?"
"Yeah, total Hong Kong Mullet"

by mbazler May 8, 2018