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kobe

what you say when you throw a grenade in fortnite
by zonk1 January 31, 2020
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Doing a Kobe

Doing a Kobe - the act of having sexual relations with overweight women like your scoring a three pointer.
Look at him with Gorlock he’s doing a Kobe
by Digz_mcr April 28, 2025
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Kobe

He is very cute. A stoner, does lots of drugs, knows what he wants and when he wants it, and gets it. He may lie a lot, but has a good heart. Very rarely shows interest in things unless it’s drugs, sometimes his friends. You’re lucky if he’s ever nice to you. But he is so hot. Also easy to fall in love with.
Person 1: “You know Kobe? I think I’m in love with him.”

Person 2: “Omg that one hot druggie? I think I love him too.”
by 😏🤝😩 April 7, 2022
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Kobe Pete

a liter GAWD thats good at everything he does and everyone wants to be like him
“Is that Kobe Pete i want to be just like him when i grow up just not as short😩”
MY FAULT OG😩
by Kobe KCP February 13, 2021
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Kobe

Kobe is that type of guy to throw you out like molded cheese. First he loves you then he CHEATS. So don’t date a Kobe B
girl: did you hear about Kobe

girl 2: yeah what a total idiot
by e-girl24 December 9, 2019
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Kobe

The man who made our paper ball shots that much better.
Joe was going to make a paper ball shot before he shot, he shouted ¨kobe
by i did not cough in my arm joe January 27, 2020
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Reverse Kobe

An erection that won't go away.
Milton took an extra viagra and battled a reverse kobe all day. That thing just stayed up.
by Evenrude February 24, 2020
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