Knotted Turd

An intestinal condition whereby one cannot shit or has an extremely difficult 12 round fight to relieve oneself of a turd.

Too much dairy can result in a knotted turd.

I just had a knotted turd. I’m pretty sure I may have a prolapse now.

by Dick Onchin November 22, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

Garlic knots

An person of Italian descent that has dreadlocks.

Person 1: What the hell happened to Mario’s hair?

Person 2: His Italian ass is sportin garlic knots cause he’s a fakin Jamaican!

by agotaras2000 November 2, 2022

neck knot

Someone who is very annoying and won’t go away. A bit like a knot in the very back of your which is nearly impossible to get out.

Person 1: hey, omg That new girl is sick a neck knot!
Person 2: oh you are so unlucky, you basically can’t get rid of them!

by Bubbly Mango July 6, 2021

Slip n knot

Slip n knot is a sex position that is meant for lesbians.

Slip n knot was named after the band "slipknot".

How slip n knot works:
Slip: two fingers in your partners vagina.
Knot: your tongue and partners tongue together (basically making out)

by Lowerlashline January 20, 2025

Hot knot

The muscular knot incurred during strenuous sex that requires the lover to stop and take a walk around the room.

John was hitting that ass hard until he pulled out due to a hot knot.

by Trappergus June 5, 2021

Turkish garlic knot

When you and your guy friends are cuddling and you all tie your dicks into a knot. Then you use garlic oil as lubricant to untie the knot.

Me and the boys were practicing making a Turkish garlic knot last night.

by ChazgotthatGas November 22, 2024