keefing

when 2 mates mix their two keefs and share a joint

haha ;)

yo bro we're keefing

by noah he February 6, 2024

Kleenex Effect

When a brand becomes so synonymous with a certain product that it replaces the product name itself

You know how no matter the brand of tissue, you call it a Kleenex? This is an example of the Kleenex effect

by NamesNotChris February 17, 2024

Keefe

My sexy boyfriend from Keeper of the Lost Cities.

me: Keefe is SO hot
jenny: he is not real tho
me: SHUT UP YOU BITCH! THIS IS WHY NOBODY LIKES YOU YOU UGLY PUSSY!!
jenny: *crying* okay sheesh.....

by OMGYEAH#559 February 29, 2024

kleevens

kleevens. a hard working walmart employee. dedicating his life n limbs to be walmarts teachers pet. jk everybody hates his stupid ass his breath smells like he farted 12 times in it his dick, he walks off n doesn’t do his job and takes 50 minute breaks and has a thick ass haitian accent that nobody understands what he says.

“kleevens?
u mean that bomboclattdatoussyclat?”

by gl40spaz March 1, 2024

Kleebing

The act of nailing you penis to a wooden board to increase the girth of ones penis.

"yo bro my girth increased by 2 inches today, thanks for telling me about Kleebing"

by gunkemperor49 July 10, 2024

Kleen Goggles

Kleen goggles: The latest and strangest trend in intimacy where you take a pair of goggles, fill them with urine, and place them over your partner's eyes. This daring move guarantees a 'golden' perspective on your relationship, ensuring you both see things in a whole new, albeit questionable, light. Perfect for those who love to push boundaries and redefine the meaning of 'seeing eye to eye.'

"After a few too many drinks, Mark suggested trying out Kleen goggles, but Sarah was not amused by the idea."
"Last night was wild; we even experimented with Kleen goggles. Let's just say it was a one-time thing."
"John thought he'd spice things up with Kleen goggles, but ended up sleeping on the couch instead."
"For our anniversary, Jake surprised me with a pair of Kleen goggles. I’m still trying to process if that's a good thing or not."
"During the party, someone dared us to try Kleen goggles. Needless to say, it became the talk of the night."

by Deeboh46 July 30, 2024

Keefian slip

A statement that highlights something already obvious. Often occurs when a joke goes over someone's head.

"Nah, I'm gonna flunk this exam. 0% for sure."
"Wait, how? You're great at that subject!"
"That was the joke, man. Keefian slip?"

by mystdeoxys June 12, 2024