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Kevin

Kevin wants valkyrae to notice him, kevin is a simp
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Kevin

Kevin has a huge dick and a good personality, he's getting all the girls. He likes booty and tits.
Kevin has a very big dick.
by Anal Beardz September 26, 2018
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Kevin

Kevin, aka kevinxiehk in codeforces, is a most orz ppl on earth. He likes competitive programming, has won many awards in OI, recently just won $10000 for being champion is HKSSCC. He is also a communis, he sang the USSR anthem in TQ, and then got DQ immediately, sooo orz!!!!
A: Do you know who is kevinxiehk?
B: ofc i know, that orz on cf ah ma
A: He just won $10000 in HKSSCC!
B: But can't pay even 10% of his Cambridge tuition...
by Proest Noob September 7, 2022
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Kevin

A guy thats so nice and caring that you might think he is a psychopath that is only acting nice to get close to you and then kill you and hide your body in a butcher's freezer and frame the butcher... but don't worry he definitely isn't
wow Kevin isn't a psychopath
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Kevin

Kevin is an asian male. 57.2% of all asian males are named Kevin. Nowadays, as of 2022, 12.4% of asian females are also named Kevin. 5% of nonbinary individuals are also named Kevin. Kevin is an extremely popular name in the Asian American community. Some say it is due to its ability to be pronounced very easily by immigrant parents. Others say it is because Kevin means bringer of great prosperity and grace, although unproven.

White Kevins are rare and are often mistaken to be Asian simply due to the sheer vast numbers of Asian Kevins. Do you know an Asian Kevin? Tell him, her, they to have a blessed day and to keep Kevin-ing.
Wow! Have you seen all those Kevins?

Yeah! There are 7 Kevins in my class alone!

We should start a Kevin club!
by An asian kevin March 6, 2022
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kevin

It means hes tall red headed funny kinda cute good friend and really high all the time
"is that Kevin? Morgan's best guy friend"
by momo panda lol March 1, 2017
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Kevin

A bitch ass nigga who doesn’t know how to keep his room clean. Kevin gets no hoes and he never takes a shower. He wears the same clothes everyday
Kevin is a bitch ass nigga
by Wowyoustink June 4, 2018
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