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Jonas Brothers

Bunch of faggots who take it up the ass everynight. When one of them takes it up the ass, their moans and screams make up a song
Joe: (thrusting Nick up the ass) comeon man think of something

Nick: "OH jESUS" "I love it" "oh god" "love me some more"

Other Jonas: Good work Nick, nice lyrics. Now you 2 pump me in the poop-chute and i'll think of a chorus :)

(After 2 hours of intense anal action, the Jonas Brothers has thought of another shitty ass love song)
by Piple June 18, 2009
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Jonas Brothers

The three male offspring of a father obsessed with The New Kids on The Block. Currently in his midlife crisis, he misses The New Kids on The Block so much that he drinks because of it. One day he got too drunk and decided to bring back The New Kids On The Block.... Through his children. Through a series of rape, incest, and brainwashing, he turned his kids into The Jonas Brothers, Three kids who were brainwashed into thinking they are The New Kids on the Block. They are now signed up to the disney channel and only appeal to pedophiles and mormon children.
Pedophile: DAMN!!! them Jonas brothers are sexy! I sure wish I was their father.
Mormon kid: Yayy the Jonas Brothers are my favorite band, their so hardcore. I like them because my mom wont let me listen to satanic music like Green Day or Coldplay.
by school_sick_801 December 9, 2008
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Jonas Brothers

The Jonas Brothers are like sneezing puppies- at first they're cute, but the longer they sneeze, the worse they sound and the more horrible they look.
by Marf... August 14, 2009
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JoNeshia

The ultimate level of cool, calm collectiveness. The ability to sit bakk and evaluate a situation without jumpin in it head first...Also mean beautiful
Damn, you see how calm that bitch is??? She JoNeshia for real...
by shwtyjo_12 November 22, 2011
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jonathan stobie

Just Amazing and sexy and the swagiest character around
Sexiest most wonderful jonathan stobie ever
by jrs2502 February 27, 2014
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Jonahcide

When a teenager is constantly being picked on (by friends) and it starts to get to their head, something changes. This change is that they start wanting to kill everyone in their path. If they were serious about it, this would be called, "Genocide." However, usually they just need to imagine killing everybody and maybe tell one friend so it is called, "Jonahcide".
Person 1: Why is everyone picking on me

Friend: That's how its always been

Person 1: It's so annoying and unfair
Friend: yo dude calm down, this never bothered you before
Person 1: Idk bro, its really getting to me. I'm ready to commit a major Jonahcide.
by jewish american princes March 10, 2015
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jonathan the savage

A man who beats his meat where ever whenever, a true badass
A man who seizes what he wants regardless of others opinions

Ex.(During class, at home, at other peoples houses, in the councilors office, etc...)
Jonathan the savage was eyeing bitches' ass and tites all day
by jonny man March 20, 2015
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