Joel

someone who has absolute dog shit opinions in The Strokes' fan base.

Originated on the instagram page @/thestrokesconfessions, where an anonymous, later found out to be named Joel, when he called the song Selfless off the band's 2020 album The New Abnormal "mid". Since then he's been plaguing the account with god awful takes, and has become mutually hated by strokes fans, so much so that people now accediste anyone with bad opinions regarding the band and their music as Joel.

you: the strokes haven't been relevant since room on fire
me: no one fucking loves you joel

by radiohorsecock March 23, 2022

Joel

a person that constantly tries to bring back memes and ends up being one

Joel is a meme

by dghfbdbdth July 25, 2018

cumming joel

dum :)

cumming joel was being weird in the bed room :D

by gabb the grabb January 4, 2023

The Joel Hansen

Coke, a handful of pineapple and a shot of rye

Aka an awesome drink created by Alex Turner and Joel Hansen

Dude im making Joel Hansens tonight!
The Joel Hansen is an awesome drink

by rather_dashing January 18, 2011

Joel X Earley

The act of physically assaulting your other half without asking for their consent

Kieran was having an arguement with his wife and gave her the eat, sleep, Joel X Earley repeat

by Tione Kinge January 2, 2024

Dirty joel

A dirty joel is when your drunk walking home from town you can't stop the urges from taking over and you find a random bush on someone's lawn to have a wank.

Oh man I got so drunk last night I done a dirty joel

by Shrekalosi November 24, 2021

Joel

Joel is a very important nice person BUT he has his cons first of all he smells like shit also fat head nigga with a little micro penis and he doesn’t get any bitches all the woman run away when they see him cant dress for shit bald ugly gru looking nigga also acts like an npc who works at a gay party and listens to garbage ass logic and he gets bullied everywhere he goes

“ oh my god joel is such a bitch “
“ god dam joel smells like shit “
“ when will joel ever get some bitches”

by Trybacon445 April 25, 2022