Jerrymeandering

Jerrymeandering: The process of perusing thrift stores in search of Jerry Maguire VHS cassette tapes.

Why don't you go Jerrymeandering with your family?

by AUMEYEGOD May 4, 2011

jerby

To know more than there is to know...

I ain't gonna study, I'm feelin' all jerby.

by ken March 17, 2005

Jermy

A small and curious fellow who constantly tries to be taller. But is still missed if other people fail to look down at the creature bouncing up and down.

Ooh, Christ, I nearly tripped straight over that Jermy. If I hadn't looked down...?

by Popsicle June 18, 2004

More Fucked up than Jerry's kids

The adjective that describes someone who has achieved the most coveted form of intoxication. It refers to the disabled/mentally challanged children that recieve the money raised by the telethon conducted by Jerry Lewis. Although your fellow friend is not reciving money through a telethon, they display many of the same characteristics of a retard (drooling, unintelligable language, uncooth gestures, pulling pants to the ankles to piss)

Dude - look at this shit! Your boy passed out on the shitter while wiping his ass, and now the muthafucker is crashed out on the floor of a bathroom stall with ass paper hanging out of his corn-hole. Your boy is more fucked up than Jerry's Kids!

by Hung way LOW April 26, 2006

the jerry

After tabbogining, proceed to ride her up the stairs. Also known as the tow-rope

Sue gave me a jerry so I could tabbogin her back down.

by Mars Rover4 November 30, 2004

Jerry

WWI term used by the British Amry to refer to a German.

Here comes Jerry Bastard!

by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

Jerrys

Snowboarding lingo for a goofy skier who can't seem how to figure out how to get off a ski lift, stands at the bottom of jumps, and yells at people for going to fast when they clearly don't even know what they're doing. Jerrys are often found sporting dorky attire such as a neon ski suit. They are often found with a day pass and pretend its not their first time ever skiing. They are often tourists from somewhere warm and have never seen snow before. They can often be found on their way to a resort stranded on the side of a mountain road because they completely ignore the "snow chains or four wheel drive required" signs posted along the side of the road. Jerrys are often responsible for most ski and snowboarding wipeouts. Jerrys can include unexperienced snowboarders as well. You will often find these Jerrys walking down the mountain holding their board (without a leash) and further down the mountain you will find them chasing their board because they dropped it. Its okay to be a Jerry as long as you stay on the bunny hill. If you or someone you love is a Jerry, there is still hope. Jerrys may become mediocre average skiers or snowboarders with a little hard work and practice. All you have to do to escape being a Jerry is to believe in yourself... and stay on the bunny hill until you know what the hell you're doing.

Why did the lift stop? Oh some jerrys are struggling to get off the lift.

Did you go up the mountain today? No its completely flooded with Jerrys.

Get out of my way you Jerry!!!
Check out those Jerrys, they totally have never seen snow before!

Dude what happened to your leg? Some Jerry was standing at the bottom of the kicker... no further explanation necessary bro.

Jerrys belong on the bunny hill.

by Lafonda Lola Larkin January 3, 2017