Out Jacking Off

A different way of saying you don't have jack shit to do and are out screwing around.

Girlfriend: Where were you?
Boy friend: Out jacking off

by This guy is not that guy May 2, 2011

Corn Jacking

While at the movies with my boyfriend and my bucket of popcorn with a hole in it the center ....I corn jack him.

masterbation,Corn jacking, jerk off, girl friend help, hand job

by akredhead February 17, 2012

I don’t like Jack Harlow my dad was just joking lol I don’t like people interviewing me.

I don’t like Jack Harlow my dad was just joking lol I don’t like people interviewing me.

I don’t like Jack Harlow my dad was just joking lol I don’t like people interviewing me.

by sdinaz October 23, 2023

Jakeing Off

The act of masturbating while thinking about, talking to, or having any contact with someone named Jake who you have a secret crush on.

Unfortunately, this Jake is usually your friend's boyfriend.

Nicole was Jakeing Off last night.

by ColleensBuddy October 14, 2009

double jacking

When you accidentally plug two banana plugs into the same hole. Other wise known as the mating ritual of the consenting adult banana jack.

Kirt was double jacking it this morning and messed up his equipment!

by Clive&Cleetus May 25, 2007

musci jacking

To enter a friends myspace just to listen to their amazing playlist of music or videos.

Dude, quit musci jacking off my myspace, i dont put that music there for ur entertainment!

by Ray Mac March 10, 2008

Flap-Jacking-Off

1. Playing ring toss with pancakes (usually IHOP variety) and an erect penis.

2. Tossing or stacking of pancakes on the penis, esp. to see how many pancakes are required until organ is covered.

Masturbation and/or eating of the pancakes may also occur.

3. Having a sexual partner eat pancakes off of one's penis. Also includes the act of eating said pancakes. Maple syrup may or may not be involved.

(Also known as "pancocking")

"I was flap-jacking-off last night, and made my through 5 IHOP shortstacks before I was covered."

"If you flap jack me off, I'll give you an Old King Clancy."

by Sonique Pussi March 24, 2013