Jacob Cain

The cutest, funniest, most adorable guy you will ever meet. Everyone loves him.

Look at Jacob Cain! He's soooo dreamy!

by thathotartsychick April 8, 2015

Jacob Bixenman

Jacob Bixenman is the worlds most caring, outspoken, beautiful human being in the world. Best known for modeling and being Troye Sivan’s boyfriend, he has 600k on instagram and it just keeps on growing. Jacob is a huge inspiration to so many people, and has helped in mine and i’m sure many others lives more than he knows. In conclusion he is the cutest, goofiest, smartest person that has ever come to be and is to be protected at all costs.

Person A: hey, did you listen to jacob bixenman’s unspoken podcast?
Person B: yeah, i cried six times his words are so fucking powerful.

Person A: hey did you listen to jacob bixenman’s unspoken podcast?

Person B: yeah i cried like six times his words are so fucking powerful.

by idkx1000 May 5, 2019

Jacob Jerky

The dry skin that peels off when you have sunburn.

Teacher: Have you ever had sunburn so bad your skin starts peeling?
Jacob: (raises hand) Jacob Jerky

by AshMaster5000 March 2, 2023

Jacob Gercken

Can hump air very well

AH AH AH AH AH UH UH UH UH UH is what the sound go Jacob Gercken is

by hnfbduoi;abfhgu;iashfguia; January 30, 2021

jacobs ladder

Several piercings down the length of the shaft of the penis.

8=:=:=:=D

You can see the three piercings making up the Jacobs Ladder.
There are often more.

by Jethrob May 8, 2008

jacob harrington

Really, cute, gives the best hugs, and no one has a clue why he's single because a lot of girls think he's cute

Example: just date him because he's Jacob Harrington

by Anonymoushy November 30, 2013

jacob sartorious

an annoying scrawny kid that can’t sing and is a flop.

jacob sartorious is a flop

by troll238 July 25, 2019