trout fingers

when your fingers smell so bad and you look like a stupid head you objectively have this.

"I hear Trace has trout fingers!" "Ew, I bet he voted bush."

by rhrboyman March 22, 2018

Large Trout Syndrome

An illness that causes someone to believe that they are a large trout, and therefore engage in large trout-related activities, such as swimming up waterfalls and spawning. Large Trout Syndrome can be contracted via contact with fairly small trout that wish they were larger.

Friend: I like your shirt, Craig.
Craig: GLUG GLUG GLRBBSHHH GLUUUUH
Friend: Uh, oh, Craig, you've caught Large Trout Syndrome!
Craig: GLRSHHHHH GLUG GLRSHH GLUUURG

by Admiral Foxface December 2, 2019

trout

Semi- duragatory term used to call someone out for annoying or disgraceful activities.

Obviously people hate you, you are constantly being such a trout.

You have owed me money for two weeks now. Quit being a trout, and give it to me already.

by Velocirod June 3, 2016

buttering the trout

to masturbate

Mark was having a bad day after stubbing his toe, so he tried to cheer up by buttering the trout.

by billybohiggins July 19, 2011

long island trout

A turd floating in a body of water (i.e. a swimming pool)

The malfunction at the waste plant filled the bay with Long Island Trout.

by How Mal May 21, 2016

Trout

A category of freshwater fish.

The population of trout is highly affected by any form of event. (e.g the fall of Rome, the 2008 housing crisis, Valve finally releasing half life 3.)

Trout can also be used as a weapon given the appropriate circumstances.

Being attacked with a Trout is capable of immense injury to one’s self esteem and public image, should being slapped with a Trout not be expected of the Trout-slapped individual in question.

Subject #1: sus! sus! only in ohio!

Subject #2: Sit and fold yourself. Lest I strike you upside the head with a Trout. Damned clown.

by SUPER BALLS MAN. June 28, 2023

trout lips

something heather calls harold in season 2/total drama action

harold: "write down all your good ideas, and we can bring them up at the next team meeting. i'll second you. cool?"
heather: "go jump in a lake, trout lips!"

by iloveyouchica August 11, 2023